Nature's Comedians Mugs

Woman at a flower shop with a sign in background 'Fresh Flowers' as a daisy grabs a woman's big breasts.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"It never fails...as soon as it's time to clean up everyone leaves!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Penguin

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I'm a monster."