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Emigrating birds wear face masks.

'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'

'Oops, sorry!'

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

'A word of advice: Don't ever try to sting a pachyderm...'

"Can you stop laughing? I've never seen anybody snorting woodchips through their nose before..."

"Oh, did I mention I was adopted? Hi Mum!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Penguin

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"