Nature Comedy Fans Gifts

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Cat box"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Penguin

Just a little seasoning...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Buck Naked

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

Possums that ski.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Alligator Bars

Evolution...the booted flamingo.