Nature Comedians Gifts

'Stop it - you know I can't resist that mating call thing!'

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Eat me"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Try me/try me/try me...

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

I told you we were late!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"