Nature Comedist Gifts

'Y'know, Al, our hunting blind kinda loses its effectiveness WHEN YOUR CELL PHONE GOES OFF!'

'I'm just outside feeding the birds.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Eat me"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

"Get out of my face!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

I told you we were late!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

Penguin

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"