Wildlife Comedians Gifts

'No, I haven't seen an orthodontist about it — I'm a rhinoceros, dummy!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Too much concealer?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Eat me"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Penguin

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Crow and fox

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"