Nature Humor Aficionados Gifts

Frogs and selfie sticks

'Are you looking at my bird?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'My dentist recommended it.'