Humorous Nature Enthusiasts Gifts

'I have hundreds of friends on the internet: I'm not a lone-wolf in cyberspace...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Possums that ski.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

"HOWL!"

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

Give Chlorophyll.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."

Highlights

"Who died?"

"What do you mean MOO?"

The Browntail Craptor

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Darned airbags."