Humorous Nature Enthusiasts Mugs

'I have hundreds of friends on the internet: I'm not a lone-wolf in cyberspace...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Possums that ski.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"HOWL!"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

Give Chlorophyll.

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"What do you mean MOO?"

The Browntail Craptor

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

"Who died?"

Highlights

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."