Nature Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Bees SOS

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Shell Fire

"Why do leaves change color?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

How's the new one?

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

SPOONING CACTI

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"We're trying to help you!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."