Nature Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bees SOS

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Comb Sweet Comb

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Feline Evolution.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Shell Fire

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Why do leaves change color?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

SPOONING CACTI

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

How's the new one?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"We're trying to help you!"

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'