Humorous Nature Lovers Pillows

Tourists finding a path

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Bird Bath.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Possums that ski.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

The natural selection process in golf.

"Fake."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"HOWL!"

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

Closed for Summer.

Walrus Grooming.

"What do you mean MOO?"

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow