Humorous Nature Lovers Pillows

Tourists finding a path

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Bird Bath.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Possums that ski.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Split the last one?

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

The natural selection process in golf.

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"HOWL!"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Fake."

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful