Humorous Nature Lover Pillows

'Albatross bragging about his latest catch...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Bird Bath.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

Give Chlorophyll.

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

"What do you mean MOO?"

Walrus Grooming.

The Browntail Craptor

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Who died?"

You'll never believe what that house is for.