Nature Humor Lovers Gifts

The natural selection process in golf.

'It's the apocalypse!'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Buck Naked

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Possums that ski.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"It's teeth whitening."

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'Oops, sorry!'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Give Chlorophyll.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'