Nature Humor Enjoyer Gifts

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Cat box"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Split the last one?

Possums that ski.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"HOWL!"

Give Chlorophyll.

'Oops, sorry!'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'