Nature Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Turtles having sex "How was it for you darling?...darling..."

Buy Earmuffs!

"There'll be a slight delay. The chef's been attacked by a blue jay."

You're right - I can hear the desert!

Eagle Fishing Grounds.

Flies Caught On Tape

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

The Browntail Craptor

'One more quack out of you and you're grounded!'

'Yeah, he's something alright! Now you do know that if a Genetically Modified Organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?'

The Rut Was Waning.

Spiro & Pusho and the cactuses in the desert

Everyone's A Critic

"Fancy a quickie?"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"