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"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Turtles having sex "How was it for you darling?...darling..."

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"There'll be a slight delay. The chef's been attacked by a blue jay."

Eagle Fishing Grounds.

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

The Browntail Craptor

'One more quack out of you and you're grounded!'

'Yeah, he's something alright! Now you do know that if a Genetically Modified Organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?'

The Rut Was Waning.

Spiro & Pusho and the cactuses in the desert

Everyone's A Critic

"Fancy a quickie?"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."