Nature Humor Aficionado Gifts

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

Give Chlorophyll.

'Strangler fig, eh. I'm sending you to a botanist, who will recommend a tree surgeon.'

Sally stripper's wild finish.

'I though you were on the pill!'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

I told you we were late!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"