Nature Humor Aficionado Gifts

Give Chlorophyll.

'Strangler fig, eh. I'm sending you to a botanist, who will recommend a tree surgeon.'

Sally stripper's wild finish.

'I though you were on the pill!'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'