Nature Humor Enjoyer Pillows

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Cat box"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Possums that ski.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

"It's teeth whitening."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"HOWL!"

Give Chlorophyll.

'Oops, sorry!'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.