Nature Lover With Humor Gifts

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Pass that."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Glimpses One Dollar

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Give Chlorophyll.

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

"Who died?"

The Browntail Craptor

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

Walrus Grooming.

"What do you mean MOO?"

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

'Native wildlife self preservation.'