Nature Comedy Fans Prints

Yes, I know it's unpleasant, but that's just where our face goes when we sleep.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Cat box"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Penguin

Just a little seasoning...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm a monster."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

Split the last one?

Possums that ski.

Buck Naked

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Alligator Bars

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".