Nature Comedy Fan Gifts

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"And the award for best newcomer goes to..."

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

"It's teeth whitening."

The duck stops here.

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."

The End is Near. (Sign is carried near end of centipede.)

'Aaaaah Kill me, somebody please Kill me'

Cliff. Any cliff.

'It's a common hibernation nightmare, You wake up lying next to Ted Nugent,'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Cat box"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Possums that ski.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Alligator Bars

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."