Nature Comedy Admirer Gifts

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

"Cat box"

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

Grace For Flies

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Marco ..."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Motor Tourism

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Bless You."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Relaxing in the Sun