Nature Comedy Admirer Gifts

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

"Cat box"

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

Grace For Flies

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Motor Tourism

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Marco ..."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

No littering...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Bless You."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'