Nature's Comedy Appreciator Gifts

Why the chicken crossed the road...

"Cat box"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Just a little seasoning...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm a monster."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Pass that."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Tsunami Evac Route

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Steroids.'

Horse rides over a judge.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'What are you doing?!'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Cactus Huggers

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Fascinating, aren't they?"