Nature's Comedy Appreciator Gifts

Why the chicken crossed the road...

"Cat box"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Just a little seasoning...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm a monster."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Pass that."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Tsunami Evac Route

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Horse rides over a judge.

'Steroids.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'What are you doing?!'

Cactus Huggers

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'