Nature-meets-humor Appreciator Gifts

"Pass that."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

Give Chlorophyll.

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

"What do you mean MOO?"

Walrus Grooming.

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Who died?"

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Sneezing duck.

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

'I though you were on the pill!'

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."