Nature-meets-humor Appreciator Prints

"Pass that."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Split the last one?

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Give Chlorophyll.

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

You'll never believe what that house is for.

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"What do you mean MOO?"

"Who died?"

Walrus Grooming.

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Sneezing duck.

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.