Lovers Of Nature's Humor Prints

'There's all the corn and crawdads you can eat across the highway, boy, and a plump, little female of your species up just about every tree.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Pass that."

Buck Naked

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The natural selection process in golf.

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

Closed for Summer.

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'They want full access to the feeders or they're going to show us their own version of Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds.''

'I say, we just avoid this general area.'

Walrus Grooming.

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

Penikan.

'No no no! Your friend can't go into your bedroom!'

How Snails Are Born

You'll never believe what that house is for.