Nature Enthusiast With A Humor Streak Prints

'Al is your dog in season again?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Pass that."

Glimpses One Dollar

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

Give Chlorophyll.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

The Browntail Craptor

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Watering garden in the rain

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

'I though you were on the pill!'

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Ice Age.

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"