Nature Comedy Fan Mugs

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"And the award for best newcomer goes to..."

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

"It's teeth whitening."

The duck stops here.

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."

'Aaaaah Kill me, somebody please Kill me'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Cat box"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Possums that ski.

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Alligator Bars

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'