Nature Humor Fan Mugs

Poplar trees. Not very poplar trees.

'Here's the bastard now and he's carrying our Maude's bladder.'

'Your problem George, is you have no backbone.'

Antelopes.

'The great thing about being a snail is that I always have a good excuse for being late...'

90% of an iceberg is underwater: 'BONK!'

"Genetic defect."

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

"No wonder he got away. You used salt substitute."

"Darned airbags."

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"You think you got problems? I'm allergic to pollen!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'

... And a porcupine on a prickly pear tree!

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

'Thanks for coming Bill. The kitchen bench is covered in ants: I thought you might like to clean it for me...'

"Okay come on out. There's no such thing as a 'Home Base'."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Call the morgue, let's see if they do carrion out."

"I don't think that's Larry."

"Do you think I like standing in a freezing stream, eating raw, slimy fish?"

"HOWL!"

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

How duckbilled mammals came about.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm

Minutes before two sloths collide

"Oy, that's disgusting! I was halfway through cutting down that tree!"

Possums that ski.

Highlights

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'