Nature Joke Fan Mugs

'Sorry I'm late - I found a fermented honey tree.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Possums that ski.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

"It's teeth whitening."

Give Chlorophyll.

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"HOWL!"

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'What are you doing?!'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'Oops, sorry!'