Nature Joke Enthusiast Mugs

'Your dinner's on the Serengeti.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Split the last one?

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

Possums that ski.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

C'mon! Let's go! Hey, you knew I was a nightcrawler when you married me.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'What are you doing?!'

"HOWL!"

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

Give Chlorophyll.

"Do you feel like a beer?"

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Closed for Summer.

"Darned airbags."

Walrus Grooming.

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

You'll never believe what that house is for.