Nature Joke Enthusiast Pillows

'Your dinner's on the Serengeti.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Possums that ski.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Do you feel like a beer?"

'What are you doing?!'

Give Chlorophyll.

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"HOWL!"

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Closed for Summer.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

The Browntail Craptor

"Darned airbags."

Buck cave

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Bear in the Outhouse.

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!