Nature Joke Appreciator Pillows

'Wow! a stretch limo!'

'What are you doing?!'

"Cat box"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

OMG.

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Artichoking victim

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"