Nature Joke Appreciator Pillows

'Wow! a stretch limo!'

'What are you doing?!'

"Cat box"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

What's an Imax cave?

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

OMG.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Split the last one?

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'