Nature Joke Lover Pillows

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

"I used to love to hike but now I'm cured."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Possums that ski.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

"HOWL!"

'What are you doing?!'

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'Oops, sorry!'

Give Chlorophyll.

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Closed for Summer.

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!