Nature Joke Lover Prints

I'm a clam, he's a lark, you're in slop. The joy here should be palpable.

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

"I used to love to hike but now I'm cured."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Possums that ski.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

C'mon! Let's go! Hey, you knew I was a nightcrawler when you married me.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

Give Chlorophyll.

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"HOWL!"

'Oops, sorry!'

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'What are you doing?!'

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'