Wildlife Joke Aficionado Pillows

'You seem Jumpy.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Too much concealer?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Crow and fox

Saving for Retirement.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I didn't have time to hunt'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The polar bear's vending machine.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Fasten your seat belt."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'