Wildlife Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Congratulations on surviving another hunting season.'

'Of course I respect the bear's habitat ...I just didn't realize it was my livingroom.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Oh, please. Not another Scavenger Hunt."

"Sorry to burst your bubble, son... but after all, we are porcupines."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"Quick! Get out here and show that tapeworm coming out of your a*s."

"Do you feel like a beer?"

'Strange… I've suddenly got this taste of red cabbage - with cinnamon and apples - in my mouth.'

Buck cave

Personnel Manager of the Wild...

"The blind date was a disaster, but unfortunately for Lisa, there was no option of a quick exit..."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"He could teach people a thing or two about social distancing."

"You should see the rangers' Christmas party... And they call us wild animals!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Crow and fox

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'