Wildlife Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Go on without me. . . I'm only slowing you down.'

"I wish I could be there to see the look on the squirrel’s face."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

No, Mr. Fusco, this is not a case of a man being trapped in the body of a wolverine. It's a case of a doctor being trapped in an examination room with a wild animal.

Choosing a nest in which to lay her egg, the cuckoo is undecided between the warbler's satellite television or the wren's swimming pool.

'I hate having horizontal stripes: They make us look so fat!'

"Now, that's rather embarrassing..."

"There's no 'I' in team Larry."

"You're not a grizzly bear, you're a homonym. . . you're a bare bear!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Saving for Retirement.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."