Wildlife Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Go on without me. . . I'm only slowing you down.'

"I wish I could be there to see the look on the squirrel’s face."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Choosing a nest in which to lay her egg, the cuckoo is undecided between the warbler's satellite television or the wren's swimming pool.

'I hate having horizontal stripes: They make us look so fat!'

"Now, that's rather embarrassing..."

"There's no 'I' in team Larry."

"You're not a grizzly bear, you're a homonym. . . you're a bare bear!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Too much concealer?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Saving for Retirement.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The polar bear's vending machine.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Fasten your seat belt."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."