Wildlife Jokester Pillows

They call crows the most cunning animal. . . Humanity's reign ends. . ."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Giraffe Portrait

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Crow and fox

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Watering the garden gnome

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

The polar bear's vending machine.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"