Wilderness Jokester Pillows

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Too much concealer?"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

I fart more than that!

'Pray for me.'

Snowman of the Apes

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Giraffe Portrait

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Influence this."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

Clandestine cows.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Fancy a swift half?'