Nature Joke Collector Mugs

C'mon! Let's go! Hey, you knew I was a nightcrawler when you married me.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Useless add-ons.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Suffering from Cooties?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

My daddy ate my homework

Shark infested custard!

Psychiatrist - "Doctor, I keep imagining I'm being followed by an impersonator."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.

Cheating Death.

"Turn your head and cough."

'Take one of these three times a day until you start to feel better.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Beware of balloon dog.

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'