Nature Comedy Lover Mugs

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

Sreve discovers the hazards of bird banding.

'Back off! This is a 0.000057 Magnum!'

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

'I don't remember any trees along this path.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Cat box"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Water company bonus.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bird Bath.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Possums that ski.

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

Alligator Bars

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"