Humorist With A Nature Twist Pillows

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."