Nature's Ironic Humorist Pillows

Damn it! I have to pee again!

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

I told you we were late!

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I'm a monster."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"