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Lemming behaviour explained

scavenging snakes.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I'm an atheist!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Possums that ski.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Glimpses One Dollar

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Lab rat dreams.

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"HOWL!"

Give Chlorophyll.

Born Cynical,,,,

The Ultimate Green Office!

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

E = something - something squared!

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."