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"These days everybody is trying to make a buck!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

I told you we were late!

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I'm an atheist!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

So You've Cloned Yourself

In my day, they didn

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Possums that ski.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Glimpses One Dollar

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"HOWL!"

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"You not so special just cause walk upright."

Acme Coffee Co.

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"