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"These days everybody is trying to make a buck!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I'm an atheist!'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Possums that ski.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Glimpses One Dollar

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

"You not so special just cause walk upright."

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

Born Cynical,,,,

"HOWL!"

Acme Coffee Co.

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"