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Lemming behaviour explained

scavenging snakes.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I'm an atheist!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Possums that ski.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Glimpses One Dollar

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Lab rat dreams.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Born Cynical,,,,

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

Give Chlorophyll.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

The Ultimate Green Office!

"HOWL!"

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

"Okay, but irony aside, what happens once we get into their den?"

'The bears have monetized their brand.'

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