Nature Satire Fan Mugs

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

A Guide to Wild Mushrooms

'WOW! You're right! This is much easier than hunting stupid antelopes!'

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

I told you we were late!

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Possums that ski.

Glimpses One Dollar

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

Pop star weather report.

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"It's teeth whitening."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."