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'The bears have monetized their brand.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Fasten your seat belt."

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"